KDOT makes a funny.

I know this wasn't intentional, as government has no sense of humor, but this BOLD caption at the bottom of the KDOT bicycle guide caught my eye.

"RIDE DEFENSIVELY:
MAINTAIN A SAFETY FIRST ATTITUDE. IN A CRASH, WHETHER YOUR FAULT OR NOT YOUR FAULT YOU LOSE. USE ALL YOUR ABILITIES TO PROTECT YOURSELF"

Emphasis and underscoring mine. I just thought that was humorous even though its true.